Chinglish Corner
As a recent star on my campus' television network, I taught everyone to make PBJ sandwiches ninja style! 杀杀杀杀!!!
Speaking of food, here is a favorite snack among the Chinese people, and I even learned a new word: 爪子 (Zhua zi) which means 'claw.' Luckily it is also local dialect for 'What in chicken's feet do you think you're doing?' In this case it would be鸡爪子 鸡-ji (chicken)